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| so i was just downstairs getting a glass of milk and i saw something
move out of the corner of my eye. i turn my head just in time to see a
fuckin RAT run across my kitchen floor. how the fuck it got in i have
no idea, but its leaving DEAD. DEAD!!!!! i set the two traps i do have
with a peice of cheeze on each, but somehow i doubt those will work.
fuckin son of a bitch, im going to go get traps, poison, and point tip
pellets as soon as the stores open. wouldnt mind borrowing someones cat
either, in case the little fucker decides to breed inside my house.
after
that, i turned off the lights adn walked upstairs. straigh into a wall.
not a slight midjudgement, but whamm-o, knock your breath out, hitting
a brick wall, comming to a schreeching halt kind of walking into a
wall. i fell down. it hurt.
not a very good morning thus far 
- thunderstruck | | |
| Directions:
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!
How am I feeling today?
E-Rotic - I'm Horny (LMAO)
Will I get far in life?
Vanessa Williams - Sweetest Days (  )
How do my friends see me?
Vitamin C - About Last Night (ok, i know i havent been that drunk around that many of them)
When will I get Married?
Genesis - In The Air Tonight (a lil soon)
What's my best friend's theme song?
Black Eyed Peas - Smells Like Funk (yeah, he smells kinda funky)
What is the story of my life?
Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 (LOL i couldnt have chosen a better one myself)
What is/was highschool like?
Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (a struggle, eh?)
How can I get ahead in life?
Prince - Little Red Corvette ( looks like my next car will have to be a vette  )
What is the best thing about me?
Ace of Base - Lucky Love
How is today going to be?
Sophie - Soft Time
What is in store for this weekend?
Lio - Rapture (oooh, fun )
What song describes my parents?
Ferry Corsten - Dooms Night ( Timo Maas Remix) (how fitting)
What song descirbes my grandparents?
Depeche Mode - Dreaming of Me
How is my life going?
Alice Deejay - Everything
What song will they play at my funeral?:
DJ Mystik - It's My Turn (whos next to die?)
How does the world see me?
Lauryn Hill - Turn the Lights Down Low (aww man, they think im ugly:'( )
Will I have a happy life?
Kci and Jojo - Tell Me It's Real (like a dream; yay :)
What do my friends really think of me?
DJ Tiesto - In My Memory
Do people secretly lust after me?
Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You
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| im an online quiz whore
| Your Love Life Secrets Are |  Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
Although you may have been hurt before, you tend to bring very little scars into new relationships.
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. |
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| link stolen from kimmy:
Your results:
You are Iron Man| Iron Man |
| 90% | | Spider-Man |
| 80% | | Green Lantern |
| 75% | | The Flash |
| 75% | | Superman |
| 70% | | Hulk |
| 70% | | Catwoman |
| 55% | | Supergirl |
| 53% | | Robin |
| 50% | | Wonder Woman |
| 48% | | Batman |
| 45% |
| Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
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| 
whats this? just another bottle of bacardi premixed drink, right? wrong!
cumcast
was being ubergay today and kept disconnecting randomly. then as
midnight struck my cable modem turned into a giant pumpkin and my
connection was lost. all that remained was a glass slipper, and without
a foot to fit it in i was left with no clue as to who the owner was.
meanwhile,
rather than go to sleep or do work, i had an epiffany. and an orgasm. i
think. i love coffee, i love liquor, thus by my powers of decuction i
love coffee liqueur twice as much. alas, because everything i own turn
into giant pumpkins at midnight, i have no means to shell out for
bottles upon bottles of starbucks coffee liqueur. thus, i realised that
i must make my own. armed with nothing but a big assed empty bottle and
half a coffee filter, i began my perilous trek downstairs to the
kitchen.
when i got there, i realised i had forgotten my bottle,
so i ran back up to get it. upon returning, i discovered to my dismay
that i had no alcohol. thus, another journey up the furry stairs and
through a long, dark, hallway into my room where i tossed random shit
around. then i remembered what i came up for and took the bottle of
vodka off my shelf and went back to the kitchen.
with pots and
pans laying askew i worked like a mad scientist, mixing my secret
ingredients into the pot and stirred. i stood there for a good 5
minutes waiting for my concoction to boil; then i realised i forgot to
turn the stove on. a few minutes passed as i twiddled my thumbs, and
then suddenly, like a geyser bursting my precious stew bubbled up and
spewed onto the stove top. steaming and solidifying on the ceramic like
lava, slowly burning up residents of the village so foolishly built at
the bottom of a volcano.
i searched the kitchen through and
through for a funnel after cleaning up my mess and came to a glorious
realization: asians dont have very well stocked kitchens. luckily for
me i had found a whole package of coffee filters so i threw away the
half filter i had. but i was stuck. no filter, no liqueur. bing cannot
go without his liqueur. so i grew out a mullet and burst into macgyver
mode, and ghetto rigged half a water bottle to my giant bacardi bottle
and stuck a coffee filter in it. for the next half hour i painstakingly
filled and filtered the entire contents fo the pot into the giant
bottle. drip by drip, my destiny became clearer and clearer.
drip...drip...drip... i am weak, and the chinese water torture broke me
down. the dripping was driving my crazy, and my natural impatience
forced me to seek out a pin and poke holes in the filter. that explains
the bits of coffee grounds floating in the bottle. i think.
so
after a final rinse with vodka, a lil creamer, and a lot of shaking, i
present to you 1 liter of bing's coffee liqueur. after extensive taste
testing, i must say it came out much better than expected. too bad i
forgot to take a picture beforehand; it explains why it doesnt quite
look like 1 liter in the bottle.
till next time, kids. drink safely! | | |
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